You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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