You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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