Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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