I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Randomize
