Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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