ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
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