no, he came in my armpit
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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