if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Too much gin, very little bucket
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
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