Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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