even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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