Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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