I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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