In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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