her vagine was all disorganized.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
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