we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
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