he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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