I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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