You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
why is half of my head shaved?
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