question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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