I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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