Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
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