it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
This is the high leading the old right now
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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