is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
You ruined the universe
Randomize
