btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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