and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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