at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
drinking out of a sandbucket again
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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