Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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