She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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