In the future we'll all be gay
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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