Small penises have feelings too.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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