I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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