i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
