you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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