its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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