why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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