Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
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