Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
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