So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
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