I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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