just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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