Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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