yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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