I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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