what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
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