i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
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