never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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