sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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