Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Boobs are out for the taking
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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