I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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