we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
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