I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
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