i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Operation Purity has been aborted
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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